I'm turning philosophical today, for some UNKNOWN REASON

Hey.

I've realised I haven't been posting in a LOOOONG time. As you can OBVIOUSLY see, 80% of the posts here are Lorelai's. Essentially, I've been thinking of whether to resign the whole 'RORIE' thing. I'm a lazy ARSE if you have not known already. It has taken ALOT of convincing from labs, so.......... I've decided..... to STILL STAY ON. =D

I know that whole paragraph was TOTALLY unnecessary but WHATEVER. I like to SHARE. AHAHAH. Yes, I SHALL stop the dry humour now.

Well, I've been thinking about several issues lately. Mainly of the infamous 'O's of course. That blasted thing has been causing many cataclysmic breakdowns in the past few days. I even.... DANG. NOT SUPPOSED TO POST BOUT THIS ISSUE, COURTESY OF LABS..... Well, YOU know.. But for those cannot-get-a-hint and totally OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE, let me sum it all up in a word.....HMMM.... down? despondant? desolate? in a state of dysphoria? AHAHA. I QUOTE FROM PAU-LINE. =D

My dad is REALLY NOT THAT BAD LARH LABS. It's just me mum. She just doesn't want me to end up in her 'type' of status, I guess. She gets jealous of her friends' successful jobs, I suppose. And because of this, she never fails to emphasise the importance on being earnest.... I MEAN of doing well in your studies. Sometimes in a soothing, inspirational way that motivates me to move forward, building on the past to m... AHHHHH!!!!(narrowly escapes the shower of rotten tomatoes directed at myself) FINE. I DIGRESS. Ahem, and sometimes she just blatantly screams it into my head. Which one is more effective, one might ask? I prefer the former but the latter is as effective if not more. but TOO much of it and it's the making of a rebel.

Gosh, and think about THE MORE STRESS AT THE 'A'S. Let's NOT think that far ahead into the future. And Diary-X had just passed on yesterday. My apologies to labs.

Gotta sign off now. DAMN. IT'S CLOSE TO SIX ALREADY. And I for got to buy the rafia string for the newspapers yet AGAIN. SHARKS.

- The (Environmental Champion) Daughter

Mad Cow Disease

Vicky is a MFing bitch. She whines too much. I mean, it is TOTALLY fucking irritating the way she thumps on the keyboard with total _______ when she's 'angry'. Just crawl into a hole and die. In an ASSHOLE. Like, just shut up and hear yourself think for a moment before


And yes, that is how I perceive my sister's blog. Or the way she writes, anyway.
SHE'S A NATURAL. =)

(I)Broke(his)back(on the)Mountain(doing it) did not make me cry. Ain't that sad.

But it did make me laugh!

Especially the part when they were having anal sex. STUPID jacq kept on saying they sounded like grunting COWS. COWS, for GOD'S SAKE.

I have a feeling I know why. I mean... when you shit, sometimes it hurts right?
Okay, I'd spare the details.

But overally, it's a good movie. Oscar material. I think if I didn't hear beforehand that one of them dies, I woul-

Whooops, sorry! Hahaha. NOT that you'd watch it, y'all impatient insensitive inarty gits.

A List

ME: "Good God/OH MY GOD/Oh my goddy's trousers/Great SCOTTS!"
HER: "Shito-mama."

ME: "LTSSOOMA (Laughing The S Straight Out Of My A)"
HER: "BU HA HA HA HA"

ME: "Miss-I-Never-Call-Anyone"
HER: "B.M.I. ( Blatant Message Ignorer)"

ME (whispers) : "Chick Lit"
HER (mumbles) : "Fan Fic"

Okay, LabsO is in my house now, she slept overnight on my sister's bed (ICK has slept with BOTH the jacqs!).
Guess what movie they're watching now? Take a wild guess...
Moulin Rouge!
Labs' supposed to come in the morning and we'd all go to the beach to jog to train for Sports Day/NAPFA.
But unsurprisingly, she's not here yet. She is the pinnacle of fashion. The punctuality part of it, anyway.
Gotta go to Tampines Mall later to buy my birthday present with RORIE. Honestly, she is the ONLY girl I know who wants the birthday girl to come buy her own present: "Of course I'll ask you to wait outside while I buy lah!"

Man. Okay, gotta go.

- SaucyBanana

trials and tribulations

THERE'S A WHITE MAN in my house.

don't worry. he'll be gone tomorrow.

MY MOM HAS A GERMAN BF. and she's leaving for germany tmr.

don't worry.. i think?

MY BIRTHDAY'S in a week!
(today's 23rd... me bday's 2/3!! isn't it cool. interestingly, today's badminton finals tournament's score was 2 to 3, to PLMGS)

I've got a splittin headache! Must've been all that tennis in the rain. Thinking of stayin' at home tomorrow. But I've got a Social studies test. Damn. But I can't possibly do all those CHINESE news reflections thingies by tonight, plus my Bio TYS.

ME AND ICK ARE GONNA PARTAY ALL DAY ALL NIGHT FOR THE NEXT 21 DAYS.

don't worry. you're invited. =)

- Lorelai Ong

p.s. LS's mom got a HUMPING OSIM. i sooo wanna try.

The Moment

It was at that moment I decided that blogging is going to go down long with me. (If there is such an expression.)

I think we all go through phases. For me, I had the email chain mail phase, that friendster phase, the (whispers) Maple Story phase, you know, typical pubescent stuff like that.

I even had a blogging phase.. a whole slew of less-than-five-entries blogs, comparable to all those 'diaries' I started in all those silly scented-pages notebooks.

Then the epiphanic moment. (Of the note.)
I knew I had to go on.
Even if it sometimes just serves as a reminder of my existence every now and then.

I love it and it's mine!
Ours. Better.
:-)

Moondance
Van Morrison

Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
You know the night's magic
Seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight
Seems to shine in your blush...
Can I just have one a' more moondance with you, my love?
Can I just make some more romance with a' you, my love?

-DANCING QUEEN

Life is the longest death

A note from my mom, post-ited on the border of the computer screen:

Ladies,
Today's freedom day, do what you want, (next page) but nothing
bad! Call me if you need me!
Jesselyn

I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. After that,

I laughed some more.

- Elizabeth

Girl, Broken

Tears, unshed
Words, unspoken
I sit here quietly
Desperate to be taken

Those distrustful eyes
That voice of disbelief
It'll be your own funeral, you said
Instead of words of wisdom
you brought me grief

Pen on paper
Uttering a silent prayer
The ramblings that I write
will be my only solace tonight

That light has faded
This heart has hardened to stone
The melancholy cannot be lifted
Desolation engulfs me, alone

Tears, unshed
Words, unspoken
I lie here waiting
The silence has been broken

I wrote this when I was in DEPRESSION PHASE 101. I'm PMS-ing like crap i tell you. OH WELL. I had a nice long chat with Lorelai at the beach yesterday about my previous poems so I hope when you see me around I don't SNAP YOUR HEAD OFF. Or NOT. :D AHAHA. But generally, I'm ok. But JACQIE IS SO MOODY. TSK.

Gotta sign off. TO BATHE. AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL.

TGIF BAYBEH, =D
(that means thank god it's friday, YOU BANEFUL DERRIERE! I'm talking about Lorelai of course....)

Pass me the lame chops please

I Not Stupid Too

Has a very stupid title
IS FANTASTIC
Made me cry most out of all the movies I've watched. And that's saying a lot.
Contains a hottie
Redefined the terms "so lame", "so cool" and "whatever!"
Has a happy ending
Is worth watching

p.s. Read the review!

OUR BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP in two messages or more:

RORIE: THE BED
CAME TODAY! BUHAHAHAHA!!! NOW NO MORE WEIRD DREAMS BOUT PORN N INDIAN FIGURE
SKATERS!!! :D *

RORIE: QUESTION. how EXACTLY do you BATHE when u're having ur period?
i've always wanted to ask someone that.

Me: COTFLMGTAHAHA. that means: crawling on the floor, laughing my guts
out, and having a heart attack.

RORIE: thank you. For that unorthodox description. EHEH. BUT SERIOUSLY.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW.

Me: you know.

RORIE: NO. I DON'T.

Me: you just... wing it.

RORIE: Was the word wing supposed to be a pun in this context?? U NOE,
LIKE, PADS WITH WINGS? **

Me: you noe wad. separately, we are bursting with vair vair witty
satirical things. but together, we are UNSTOPPABLE.

RORIE: I KNOW. WE COULD RULE THE COMEDIC WORLD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. :D
anduDIGRESS.

Me: WE'D TAKE IT BY STORM. omg! it's true! best friends get their
periods at the same time! but mine's ending soon.

RORIE: Ahahahaha. i haf no idea why i don't have the urge to study 4 my
geog ca tmr. DIE.

RORIE: And where do you buy your pads from. They're unbelievably soft. FEEL
FREE TO COTFLSMGOAHAHA OR WHATEVER IT IS.

Me: BTCCOTFADSCPR. THIS means: biting the carpet, choking on the fibres, and doing self CPR. okay fine i shant digress. they're from NTUC. now, THAT means.. *dodges flying !@#$*

AND... the rest is history. :D

- The (not stupid three***) Mother

* that's what she dreamt of when she slept on her couch
** labs discovered the utmost greatness of winged pads yesterday
*** you know, how singaporeans go "I not stupid ONE".."I not stupid too!" and then, thinking they're very funny, "I not stupid three!" which is incredibly stupid, not to mention....
*drumroll* LAME!!

hmmmm... Just read below IF you WANT...

The Halcyon Past

The world moves so rapidly
yet I seem to stand still
I observe the interactions between them
while laying beside my window sill

Laughter ringing in my ears
A smile ensues, plastered on my face
But tears fall, deep within me
for that very fact I must embrace

I had crossed an unknown boundary
one which had nearly cost your life
Slowly, but surely, I back away
Fearful that they would be torn by strife

I eye them from a distance
melacholy descending upon me
My heart fills with longing
for I know this fellowship cannot be

I just felt like writing today... But I won't mention what this is about. It's for me to know and for you to find out. Happy V-Day.

- The (Torn) Daughter

Of Green Faces, Fallen Halves & LAZY ARSES

Aye AYE.

I am finally out of my depression phase and am finally restored to my deranged(JACQIE SAYS) glory. WHY u ask? Weelll, i went out with lorelai today and U NOE how SPUNKY/SPIKEY/SPONGEY she IS. i shall TRY to recall this afternoon's events.

EXHIBIT. A.

IF u haf gone to buy ANYTHING with her before, u might notice A TEENSY BIT that she might be...... erm, wad do u call it.... INDECISIVE. We went in search for hali's b'dae present. Necklace? NO. Earrings? MAYBE. Flowers? THAT ONE NOT CONSIDERED PRESENT. Art in glass thingy? I DUN NOE HER THAT WELL. AND SO IT GOES.......SO WHAT DID SHE END UP BUYING.

A. CARD. SHEESH. I. TELL. U.

And we kept yapping alot too. OHH. And the directory was giving off a green light, so when this auntie went near it.......she sorta looked..... FREAKY. (LIKE FRANKENSTIEN!) AND we kept laughing like deranged people.

EXHIBIT. B.

We were eating in mac's since she wanted to try the BEEF fan-tastic burger even when i told her. IT SUCKS. SHE OBDURATES ABOUT THIS THINGS. HAIYA. ANYWAY, she went on munching on her burger when she was eating it upside down. WANTING TO EAT IT THE RIGHT WAY, she turned it over. OWW! SO HOT! And it ALL came CRASHIN' DOWN. ONTO HER LOVERLY POPSTAR PANTS. I SHALL NOT SAY THAT DISGUSTING 'C' WORD since she does not want me to.

And then.... she ATE THE OTHER HALF that fell on the tray and NOT the floor. So, PLEASE DO NOT BE SO CLUMSY NEXT TYM, MUM-SY. TSK, TSK.

EXHIBIT. C.

I forced Lorelai to send me to the bus stop near the overhead bridge there. She uttered, " I wanna take 43 with u to ur hse and back again. So that i don't have to climb the overhead bridge."

I COULD NOT comprehend WHY EXACTLY she hates those DARN things so much but WHATEVER. I HAVE A COMPANION IN E BUS WITH ME. WAHAHAHAHA. So i said, "OK!!! CAN! CAN!!" AND i paid her one dollar for the trip to and fro.

AND WE KEPT LAUGHING LYK DERANGED PPL ON THE BUS COZ WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE JUST DID THAT. LAZY ARSE. MY GOSH. SHE'S EVEN LAZIER THAN ME.

And THAT'S IT. I need to sign off already. I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR E MATH!!

- The (Guilty) Daughter

LATEST NEWS

HEAR ALL ABOUT IT~
A little ditty I made impromptu for downinthedumps RORIE:

Tell me why-ay..
Ain't nothing but a Chem test...
Tell me why-ay..
Ain't nothing but a big mess*...
Tell my why
I never wanna hear you say...
I am STILL DEPRESSED

*RORIE'S freshly painted walls

PLUS! ----- A vair funny joke I so witfully made whilst studying for chemistry:

RORIE: "What chem topic are you working on now?"
Me: "Oh no... I'm working OUT. On my ABS!"
*cue hysterical laughter*


- The Fit and Trim Mom

p.s. for all you daft folks out there, ABS stands for Acids, Bases and Salts. D'oh.

where you lead, I will shade you. :D

"Where You Lead"

Wanting you the way I do
I only want to be with you
And I would go to the ends of the earth
Cause, darling, to me that's you're worth

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

[I always wanted a real home with flowers on the windowsill
But if you want to live in New York City, honey, you know I will
I never thought I could get satisfaction from just one man
But if anyone can keep me happy, you're the one who can]

And where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

Written By: Carole King and Toni Stern
Performed By: Carole King and her daughter, Louise Goffin especially for Gilmore Girls

i've been thinking

are breasts like goldfish?
i mean, do they grow bigger if the cups (ie the fish bowl) are bigger?
it just occured to me when i grabbed and put on my sport bra in the morning. i was practically swimming (excuse the pun. har har.) in them.
i told myself they miraculously stretched in the wash. or, the petite version of the size i normally wear was different from this kind.
BUT HELL Nooooooooo did my boobs shrink. Reiyo's ones did, according to her. I think it might be contagious. Watch out for the Horrible Breast Minimiser Pathogen, everybody!


[5 minutes later]

apparently, they're my mom's! hurrah!


- The Mother's Mother's Daughter

p.s. one more month and counting...

Stoned

HEL~LO. I'm EXTREMELY sorry i haven't been posting. I just was.... TOO... lazy?? EHEH. But NOW i haf come with a poem 4 u all. And sadly TIS NOT 4 JACQIE/LABS.

Stoned (how do u BOLD the THANG?!?! Me is vey gundu at these things, SORRI =D)

Despair, the word i know so well
Day and night i lie as if under a spell
My realm was rumbling; walls, crumbling
Yet the world survives, always moving.

The erratic heartbeat i had always felt,
That warm embrace i had come to love
Even a modicum of your mirth was contagious
My solace, my undubious love.

As if awoken from a reverie,
There was only an 'I' in 'We'
Two years have passed since you've been gone
But i lay in this delusion alone.

My heart aches of emptiness
Only you could have made it whole
Your sanguine nature has escaped me
Desolation is devouring my soul.

YAY!!!! This is me 1ST poem that i haf written 4 leisure... NO it does NOT haf to do with FinalFantasy whatsoever. And NOOO it is NOT with referance to personal issues. OH. And pls note that "undubious" is NOT a word. WELL i HAD to make it rhyme SOMEHOW. HEEEE.

COMMENTS. TELL ME. What u think of it. U MUST U NOE. And i haf to sign off here coz. IF U MUST NOE, TML IS BIO CA DAY. GET THAT GRIN OFF UR FACE BINDI.

G'day!

- The (LOVERLY) Daughter =D