i've been thinking

are breasts like goldfish?
i mean, do they grow bigger if the cups (ie the fish bowl) are bigger?
it just occured to me when i grabbed and put on my sport bra in the morning. i was practically swimming (excuse the pun. har har.) in them.
i told myself they miraculously stretched in the wash. or, the petite version of the size i normally wear was different from this kind.
BUT HELL Nooooooooo did my boobs shrink. Reiyo's ones did, according to her. I think it might be contagious. Watch out for the Horrible Breast Minimiser Pathogen, everybody!


[5 minutes later]

apparently, they're my mom's! hurrah!


- The Mother's Mother's Daughter

p.s. one more month and counting...