Of Green Faces, Fallen Halves & LAZY ARSES

Aye AYE.

I am finally out of my depression phase and am finally restored to my deranged(JACQIE SAYS) glory. WHY u ask? Weelll, i went out with lorelai today and U NOE how SPUNKY/SPIKEY/SPONGEY she IS. i shall TRY to recall this afternoon's events.

EXHIBIT. A.

IF u haf gone to buy ANYTHING with her before, u might notice A TEENSY BIT that she might be...... erm, wad do u call it.... INDECISIVE. We went in search for hali's b'dae present. Necklace? NO. Earrings? MAYBE. Flowers? THAT ONE NOT CONSIDERED PRESENT. Art in glass thingy? I DUN NOE HER THAT WELL. AND SO IT GOES.......SO WHAT DID SHE END UP BUYING.

A. CARD. SHEESH. I. TELL. U.

And we kept yapping alot too. OHH. And the directory was giving off a green light, so when this auntie went near it.......she sorta looked..... FREAKY. (LIKE FRANKENSTIEN!) AND we kept laughing like deranged people.

EXHIBIT. B.

We were eating in mac's since she wanted to try the BEEF fan-tastic burger even when i told her. IT SUCKS. SHE OBDURATES ABOUT THIS THINGS. HAIYA. ANYWAY, she went on munching on her burger when she was eating it upside down. WANTING TO EAT IT THE RIGHT WAY, she turned it over. OWW! SO HOT! And it ALL came CRASHIN' DOWN. ONTO HER LOVERLY POPSTAR PANTS. I SHALL NOT SAY THAT DISGUSTING 'C' WORD since she does not want me to.

And then.... she ATE THE OTHER HALF that fell on the tray and NOT the floor. So, PLEASE DO NOT BE SO CLUMSY NEXT TYM, MUM-SY. TSK, TSK.

EXHIBIT. C.

I forced Lorelai to send me to the bus stop near the overhead bridge there. She uttered, " I wanna take 43 with u to ur hse and back again. So that i don't have to climb the overhead bridge."

I COULD NOT comprehend WHY EXACTLY she hates those DARN things so much but WHATEVER. I HAVE A COMPANION IN E BUS WITH ME. WAHAHAHAHA. So i said, "OK!!! CAN! CAN!!" AND i paid her one dollar for the trip to and fro.

AND WE KEPT LAUGHING LYK DERANGED PPL ON THE BUS COZ WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE JUST DID THAT. LAZY ARSE. MY GOSH. SHE'S EVEN LAZIER THAN ME.

And THAT'S IT. I need to sign off already. I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR E MATH!!

- The (Guilty) Daughter