Pass me the lame chops please

I Not Stupid Too

Has a very stupid title
IS FANTASTIC
Made me cry most out of all the movies I've watched. And that's saying a lot.
Contains a hottie
Redefined the terms "so lame", "so cool" and "whatever!"
Has a happy ending
Is worth watching

p.s. Read the review!

OUR BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP in two messages or more:

RORIE: THE BED
CAME TODAY! BUHAHAHAHA!!! NOW NO MORE WEIRD DREAMS BOUT PORN N INDIAN FIGURE
SKATERS!!! :D *

RORIE: QUESTION. how EXACTLY do you BATHE when u're having ur period?
i've always wanted to ask someone that.

Me: COTFLMGTAHAHA. that means: crawling on the floor, laughing my guts
out, and having a heart attack.

RORIE: thank you. For that unorthodox description. EHEH. BUT SERIOUSLY.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW.

Me: you know.

RORIE: NO. I DON'T.

Me: you just... wing it.

RORIE: Was the word wing supposed to be a pun in this context?? U NOE,
LIKE, PADS WITH WINGS? **

Me: you noe wad. separately, we are bursting with vair vair witty
satirical things. but together, we are UNSTOPPABLE.

RORIE: I KNOW. WE COULD RULE THE COMEDIC WORLD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. :D
anduDIGRESS.

Me: WE'D TAKE IT BY STORM. omg! it's true! best friends get their
periods at the same time! but mine's ending soon.

RORIE: Ahahahaha. i haf no idea why i don't have the urge to study 4 my
geog ca tmr. DIE.

RORIE: And where do you buy your pads from. They're unbelievably soft. FEEL
FREE TO COTFLSMGOAHAHA OR WHATEVER IT IS.

Me: BTCCOTFADSCPR. THIS means: biting the carpet, choking on the fibres, and doing self CPR. okay fine i shant digress. they're from NTUC. now, THAT means.. *dodges flying !@#$*

AND... the rest is history. :D

- The (not stupid three***) Mother

* that's what she dreamt of when she slept on her couch
** labs discovered the utmost greatness of winged pads yesterday
*** you know, how singaporeans go "I not stupid ONE".."I not stupid too!" and then, thinking they're very funny, "I not stupid three!" which is incredibly stupid, not to mention....
*drumroll* LAME!!