Mad Cow Disease

Vicky is a MFing bitch. She whines too much. I mean, it is TOTALLY fucking irritating the way she thumps on the keyboard with total _______ when she's 'angry'. Just crawl into a hole and die. In an ASSHOLE. Like, just shut up and hear yourself think for a moment before


And yes, that is how I perceive my sister's blog. Or the way she writes, anyway.
SHE'S A NATURAL. =)

(I)Broke(his)back(on the)Mountain(doing it) did not make me cry. Ain't that sad.

But it did make me laugh!

Especially the part when they were having anal sex. STUPID jacq kept on saying they sounded like grunting COWS. COWS, for GOD'S SAKE.

I have a feeling I know why. I mean... when you shit, sometimes it hurts right?
Okay, I'd spare the details.

But overally, it's a good movie. Oscar material. I think if I didn't hear beforehand that one of them dies, I woul-

Whooops, sorry! Hahaha. NOT that you'd watch it, y'all impatient insensitive inarty gits.

A List

ME: "Good God/OH MY GOD/Oh my goddy's trousers/Great SCOTTS!"
HER: "Shito-mama."

ME: "LTSSOOMA (Laughing The S Straight Out Of My A)"
HER: "BU HA HA HA HA"

ME: "Miss-I-Never-Call-Anyone"
HER: "B.M.I. ( Blatant Message Ignorer)"

ME (whispers) : "Chick Lit"
HER (mumbles) : "Fan Fic"

Okay, LabsO is in my house now, she slept overnight on my sister's bed (ICK has slept with BOTH the jacqs!).
Guess what movie they're watching now? Take a wild guess...
Moulin Rouge!
Labs' supposed to come in the morning and we'd all go to the beach to jog to train for Sports Day/NAPFA.
But unsurprisingly, she's not here yet. She is the pinnacle of fashion. The punctuality part of it, anyway.
Gotta go to Tampines Mall later to buy my birthday present with RORIE. Honestly, she is the ONLY girl I know who wants the birthday girl to come buy her own present: "Of course I'll ask you to wait outside while I buy lah!"

Man. Okay, gotta go.

- SaucyBanana