Hello.

The next time somebody asks me why I slouch I'm gonna say right to their face : "It's the only way I can get closest to the fetal position upright, you see.."

GOD.

Someone also once told me I can never look angry. (Weeell, seeing as to how I took that as a compliment instead of shooting dagger eyes.. I'd admit a certain degree of culpability on my part.)

Anyways, to prove her (and myself) wrong, I took some pictures of my face contortions. I had half a mind to post them here but well I've got to admit, they're rather embarrassing..

I looked constipated in every one of them.

Isn't it frightfully saddening how the highest effort I put into making an angry expression makes me look like I'm furious of a piece of shit that won't come out?

The irony, really.

Yours Painfully,
Lizzie/Lizzy

(at the back of the Pride and Prejudice vcd it's the formal, the book, the latter)
(why i'm saying this, i have no idea)

It's my LIFE.. it's now or never...

Lorelai's Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits:	Cell Block Tango - Chicago Sountrack
Waking up:	Every Morning - Sugar Ray, Milk and Cereal - G Love And Special Sauce
Average day:	Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics, Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
First date:	Somethin' Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra or Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman, I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
Falling in love:	Liquefy - The Servant, The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice, She's the One - Robbie Williams
Love scene:	La La - Ashlee Simpson (HAHA), Smooth - Santana/Rob Thomas, and of course, L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole
Fight scene:	Theme from Mortal Kombat Encounter the Ultimate) - Immortals =D
Breaking up:	I'll never fall in love again - Dionne Warwick, (Hey, won't you play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - B.J. Thomas, Breaking My Heart - Aqualung
Getting back together:	Come What May - Nicole Kidman/Ewan McGregor
Secret love:	Strange & Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You) - Aqualung, No Good for Me - The Corrs
Life's okay:	It's Gonna Rain - BONNIE PINK, Hey Jude - The Beatles
Mental breakdown:	Lemon Tree - Fool's Garden
Driving:	Come Pick Me Up - Ryan Adams
Learning a lesson:	Long Ride Home - Patty Griffin
Deep thought:	Emo Kid - Adam & Andrew (like, my brain's a *real* deep abyss, you know?)
Flashback:	Once upon a December - Deanna Carter
Partying:	Jerk it Out - The Caesars, You Could Have It So Much Better/Michael/This Boy/etc - Franz Ferdinand (*any* FF song, actually)
Happy dance:	I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts - Monty Python
Regretting:	First of May - Bee Gees, Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Long night alone:	Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole, Before the next teardrop falls - Freddy Fender
Death scene:	Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Andrew Lloyd Webber =P
Closing credits:	La Vie En Rose - Louis Armstrong
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I have visions like no other
So romantic you'll discover

I wanna take you for granted
Drift while you're talking
Bathe while you're downstairs
And chat on the phone
Fall asleep before bedtime
Pass in the hallway
Forget your birthday
And shrink all your clothes




Did I say that out loud?

-Elizabeth Darcy

Didaskaleinophobia

That's the same of our condition, people!!

The fear of going (back) to school.

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH.

Here's a fun trick to play on a Sesquipedalophobic (fear of long words) person.. Tell him the exact name of his condition!

WAhaHAHaha.

Okay, why am I being so lame? Well, I sure hope you aren't Panophobic.

-L

Euphoria

HOLY SH*********************************************************T.

OH MY F*************************************NG GOD.

IT WAS SIMPLY.................. INDESCRIBABLE.

ARGENTINA BEAT SERBIA & MONTENEGRO 6 TO NIL.

Well, I AM talking about football. What ELSE could I be talking about, RIIIIGHHHT? =)

Six minutes into the game and already there was one goal.

The SECOND goal...... it was simply. SPECTACULAR. Them with their back heels and what-nots. GOOD GOD. THEY WERE UNSTOPPABLE.

Erm. I could give you the play-by-play for that shot but..... I FORGOT THEIR NAMES. They are just so darn non-english-ey. But the guy who did the back-heel to his team-mate who scored had two Serb defenders sticking to him like glue. SO IT WAS SUPERB. WAHAHAHA. OHHHH. They did 24 PASSES before they scored that shot. SO FREAKING MANY CAN.

The THIRD shot is a little hazy in my little head so please forgive my short-term memory loss...... EHEH.

OHHHHHHH. I REMEMBER IT NOW. HE SCORED THE FIRST SHOT TOOOO. FANTASTIC MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

And to the Serbs relief twas half-time.

My brother and I laughed like crazy when the commentator said that it was like as if Argentina could score anytime they wanted. And we didn't laugh only because of that. There was this commercial which was INSANELY funny. It was promotng some cream to help firm up your face or something like that... I didn't catch it. But my brother did. And this was what he told me, " I think this product is very effective because I lost 1.5cm of my face." WAHAHAHAHAAH. I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED. THEN he told me that he does understand why an ugly man would want to lost 1.5cm of his face. As a good-looking guy would want to have more of his face. Then I told my mum that we really need to work hard for this english-speaking campaign-thing if Singaporeans can't even express their thoughts PROPERLY. SHEESH.

Where was I? Ah yes, the FOURTH SHOT. LOVERLY MESSI WAS SUBBED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
They call him, the 'Boy Wonder.' He was stupendously fast even though he just recovered from an injury. He passed the ball to Crespo and IT WENT IN THE NET!!!!!!!!!! And 2 or 3 defenders missed the passing ball by a margin.

THE FIFTH ONE WAS AMAZING. My bro and I dubbed him,'The Guy with Lack of Teeth' cause we really couldn't remember his name, and ALSO because he really DOES have lack of teeth; his front tooth was massively chipped. TWO SERB DEFENDERS tried to snatch the ball away but twas too measly an attempt to STOP The-Guy-With-Lack-Of-Teeth. His footwork was OH MY F***ING GOD type of extraordinary. The goalkeeper too was helpless. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Magnifique.

WE HAVE NOW COME TO THE SIXTH ONE. By this time, the commentator thought it was as if the Argentines were having their own competition to see who could score next. :DDDDD And the winner is............... LIONEL MESSI. DO YOU KNOW HE IS JUST EIGHTEEN FREAKING YEARS OLD AND THIS IS IS FERST WORLD CUP BUT WHEN HE WAS SUBSTITUTED IN IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES THEY COULD SCORE THREE GOALS. GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

Okay, okay, I shall stop being hyperactive now. But now I am supposrting ARGENTINA all the way man. I shall share about Diego Maradona some other time. He was the one who helped Argentina win the World Cup many years ago. :DDDDDD

- The (World-Cup Fever) Daughter

The World Cup Disease

Just a quickie today.

Italy won Ghana 2-nil. WAHAHAHAHAHA.

ITALIAAAAAAAAA.

That's all. =DDD

OH. And remember to watch the Brazil match tonight.... I mean tmr morning. At 3. ENJOY!!!

Coz I'm a BIG ASS mother LIKER. :D

- R.

Shrimp roe feels like RUBBER

Yo YO MAN.

I haven't been updating this for a LOOONG time. And lorelai's love confession didn't count as a post, for your info.

Well, you MAY know by now that THERE ARE ONLY 2 WEEKS LEFT TILL SCH REOPENS. Dang. And I still haven't shown my parents my report book. Let's just not think about that right now. EHEH EHEH.

I have realised that bonding with my elder brother DOES have dire consequences. Like the over-exposure of swearing. SERIOUSLY. I think of the word, fuck, once in every hour. OR MORE. Horrible. Partly because of jacqueline too of course. :D

I had this rubbish of a headache yesterday. I fell asleep after returning from the library with labs. I literally jumped when my mother screamed at me to wash the dishes at around 7. Then there was a strange pang of..... pain in my head. It was unbearable. I had to hold on to the cabinet above the sink to stand upright. I had no idea what the fuck was wrong with me. I thought it would subside after a while so i picked up a dish to wash but this time the pain just intensified a thousand fold. And it was as if the heat was rushing out of my ears. So i thought, to hell with the dishes, and sat down. The pain was killing me. My mum tried to massage away the pain but IT'S NOT IN THE SHOULDERS IT'S IN THE HEAD. Anyway, shockingly, the massage didn't work.

But sooner or later it did recede after my mum kept stuffing my mouth with food.

Moving on to a fairly happier subject, I FINISHed READING GUN SELLER!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONE HEHEHEHEHE. I LOOOOVE Robert-I mean THOMAS Lang-without the DON- and i have NO IDEA why he said he was in love with that spoil brat Sarah. ME LIKE RONNIE. They are good together. =) I cannot believe how absorbed I was into the book. I slept the first night at 3.30 and the second night at 2.30. AND I FINISHED IT IN THE MORN!!! WAHAHAHA.

I need to read another book. I want kite runner!!! But i still haven't bought it yet, though.

And i FINALLY have realised that quite many females do not revel in the excitement that is the FIFA WORLD CUP. I mean, IT'S INTERSTING LARH WALAU. Especially when i watch it with my cousins. AND the uncle. He is simply....... indescribable. HE keeps watching the match although stating that the results of WHO is to win the cup have already been drawn up and that the whole thing is nothing but a FAKE. Take the example of the finals 4 years ago. He was like, OBVIOUSLY Brazil will win. Then he bet that Brazil would win Germany 2-1. At the end of the day, twas 2-nil. And STILL he said that HE KNEW it would be that very score. All my cousins and I could do were the obligatory eye roll. AHAHA. And HE HAS ARISEN AGAIN. But this time to his son-in-law. HAHAHAH THAT SUCKER WHO LOVES MAN U/BECKHAM. My uncle exclaimed that Beckham was nothing but a fake with well-groomed hair. WAHAHAHA.

WOAHKAY. I'll stop here. I'm currently snooping around for new Sue/Bobby fanfics. I LOVE AUSSIES!!! EHEHEHEH. RICK PETERS IS CUUUTE. =D

Can't wait till Brazil plays.

- (Agoraphobic) Rorie