RARRRRRR!!!
WAT?
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
IS THIS BLOGGER WHO IS MOST FAMOUS FOR NOT BLOGGING ACTUALLY..... BLOGGING? THE NEXT DAY ITSELF?
SMACK ME BOSOM IF I'VE SEEN SUCH A THING.
YEAH YEAH PUT A SOCK IN IT. :D
WAHAHAHAAHAH. That was fun. :) Since it is the holidays i shall make an extra effort to blog more often. NYEHEH.
Me watched Stardust today. In the cinema. HAIYEE. HAIYAA. HAIYOOOO. It is. Visually arresting. Captivating. You are pulled into the fantasy world outside Wall itself then.
BUT. BUT. I CANNOT KEEP ME SILENCE(not that I ever did-me was blabbering abt the flaws when the credits rolled) WHEN INJUSTICE IS BEING DONE TO THE BOOK. INJUSTICE TO GAIMAN I TELL YOU. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE MANY MANY MANY MANY LOOOOOPHOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HOW I WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP AT THEM. I know no director can make an adaptation that is faithful to the book till the last bit BUT. HOWEVER. NEVERTHELESS. 'What do stars do?' We SHINE?!?!?!? OH PLEASE. HOW DOES SHINING MAKE AN EVILLLLL WITCH EXPLODE TO STARDUST(IRONY) BITS??? U MEAN THE CHEEEEEEESY LIGHT OVER DARK? ALAMAAKKKK. Then WHY OH WHY did she not 'shine' SO MANY times before that scene? So that the story can be prolonged right. AWWWWW MANNN. That is some SERIOUS FLAW THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHENDEZ.
FURTHERMORE. Imagine this. You're fighting these evil witches right. And there's this woman who is in the witch lair too. So WHO KNOWS. She just MIGHT be eviil too. Then you are about to strike her. Then she hurriedly tells you that she's your mother. Would you believe her like. STRAIGHT AWAY? REHEEEEEELLLYY. I kid you NOT. TRISTAN ACTUALLY TRUSTS HER JUST LIKE THAT. Because you see, covering up that loophole will just cut down the time needed to show Robert de Niro sashaying in a dress and embracing his feminity. Again. I KID YOU NOT. T_T
Injustice to the author. But I shall torture you with no more flaws. Like how candles of Babylon can be bought 3-for-$1 or how Tristan had the numbing idea to collide himself against the carriage in order to stop it. Nay, I shan't mention that. :D
So what should you do to ease yourself from all of these troubles? Simple. Read the book itself. It will enchant you. :) EXCEPT FOR JACQIE SHE'S AN ANOMALY. NYEHEHEH.
Kay. My ramblings shall stop here for now. Me dad's urging me to watch 'Meet Joe Black'.
Can't wait to spend time with me girlllfrieenndsss tomorrow tomorrow. :D
- The Infuriated One
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
IS THIS BLOGGER WHO IS MOST FAMOUS FOR NOT BLOGGING ACTUALLY..... BLOGGING? THE NEXT DAY ITSELF?
SMACK ME BOSOM IF I'VE SEEN SUCH A THING.
YEAH YEAH PUT A SOCK IN IT. :D
WAHAHAHAAHAH. That was fun. :) Since it is the holidays i shall make an extra effort to blog more often. NYEHEH.
Me watched Stardust today. In the cinema. HAIYEE. HAIYAA. HAIYOOOO. It is. Visually arresting. Captivating. You are pulled into the fantasy world outside Wall itself then.
BUT. BUT. I CANNOT KEEP ME SILENCE(not that I ever did-me was blabbering abt the flaws when the credits rolled) WHEN INJUSTICE IS BEING DONE TO THE BOOK. INJUSTICE TO GAIMAN I TELL YOU. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE MANY MANY MANY MANY LOOOOOPHOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HOW I WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP AT THEM. I know no director can make an adaptation that is faithful to the book till the last bit BUT. HOWEVER. NEVERTHELESS. 'What do stars do?' We SHINE?!?!?!? OH PLEASE. HOW DOES SHINING MAKE AN EVILLLLL WITCH EXPLODE TO STARDUST(IRONY) BITS??? U MEAN THE CHEEEEEEESY LIGHT OVER DARK? ALAMAAKKKK. Then WHY OH WHY did she not 'shine' SO MANY times before that scene? So that the story can be prolonged right. AWWWWW MANNN. That is some SERIOUS FLAW THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHENDEZ.
FURTHERMORE. Imagine this. You're fighting these evil witches right. And there's this woman who is in the witch lair too. So WHO KNOWS. She just MIGHT be eviil too. Then you are about to strike her. Then she hurriedly tells you that she's your mother. Would you believe her like. STRAIGHT AWAY? REHEEEEEELLLYY. I kid you NOT. TRISTAN ACTUALLY TRUSTS HER JUST LIKE THAT. Because you see, covering up that loophole will just cut down the time needed to show Robert de Niro sashaying in a dress and embracing his feminity. Again. I KID YOU NOT. T_T
Injustice to the author. But I shall torture you with no more flaws. Like how candles of Babylon can be bought 3-for-$1 or how Tristan had the numbing idea to collide himself against the carriage in order to stop it. Nay, I shan't mention that. :D
So what should you do to ease yourself from all of these troubles? Simple. Read the book itself. It will enchant you. :) EXCEPT FOR JACQIE SHE'S AN ANOMALY. NYEHEHEH.
Kay. My ramblings shall stop here for now. Me dad's urging me to watch 'Meet Joe Black'.
Can't wait to spend time with me girlllfrieenndsss tomorrow tomorrow. :D
- The Infuriated One
posted by SARKY SARNIES @ 10:15 PM
4 Comments:
HEY GIRLFRIEND
YOU CRACK ME UP SO BADLY.
ahahahaahhaaaa!!!!
3 for $1
get - over - it!!!
HAHAHAHA.
maybe dumblydoor's rubbing off on all the other male fantasy characters!
LAYZIEEEE ARRHHH. STOP LIVING UP TO UR NAME AND UPDATE PLSSSSSS. :D
hmmm... now i dunno if i should watch stardust or not. im not interested in the first place, but seeing ur reviews... im convinced i dowanna watch it.
i'll wait for the pirated dvd!
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