Hello.
The next time somebody asks me why I slouch I'm gonna say right to their face : "It's the only way I can get closest to the fetal position upright, you see.."
GOD.
Someone also once told me I can never look angry. (Weeell, seeing as to how I took that as a compliment instead of shooting dagger eyes.. I'd admit a certain degree of culpability on my part.)
Anyways, to prove her (and myself) wrong, I took some pictures of my face contortions. I had half a mind to post them here but well I've got to admit, they're rather embarrassing..
I looked constipated in every one of them.
Isn't it frightfully saddening how the highest effort I put into making an angry expression makes me look like I'm furious of a piece of shit that won't come out?
The irony, really.
Yours Painfully,
Lizzie/Lizzy
(at the back of the Pride and Prejudice vcd it's the formal, the book, the latter)
(why i'm saying this, i have no idea)

1 Comments:
Nobody knows it better than me that your angry face (and words) do result from constipation.
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