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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Euphoria

HOLY SH*********************************************************T.

OH MY F*************************************NG GOD.

IT WAS SIMPLY.................. INDESCRIBABLE.

ARGENTINA BEAT SERBIA & MONTENEGRO 6 TO NIL.

Well, I AM talking about football. What ELSE could I be talking about, RIIIIGHHHT? =)

Six minutes into the game and already there was one goal.

The SECOND goal...... it was simply. SPECTACULAR. Them with their back heels and what-nots. GOOD GOD. THEY WERE UNSTOPPABLE.

Erm. I could give you the play-by-play for that shot but..... I FORGOT THEIR NAMES. They are just so darn non-english-ey. But the guy who did the back-heel to his team-mate who scored had two Serb defenders sticking to him like glue. SO IT WAS SUPERB. WAHAHAHA. OHHHH. They did 24 PASSES before they scored that shot. SO FREAKING MANY CAN.

The THIRD shot is a little hazy in my little head so please forgive my short-term memory loss...... EHEH.

OHHHHHHH. I REMEMBER IT NOW. HE SCORED THE FIRST SHOT TOOOO. FANTASTIC MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

And to the Serbs relief twas half-time.

My brother and I laughed like crazy when the commentator said that it was like as if Argentina could score anytime they wanted. And we didn't laugh only because of that. There was this commercial which was INSANELY funny. It was promotng some cream to help firm up your face or something like that... I didn't catch it. But my brother did. And this was what he told me, " I think this product is very effective because I lost 1.5cm of my face." WAHAHAHAHAAH. I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED. THEN he told me that he does understand why an ugly man would want to lost 1.5cm of his face. As a good-looking guy would want to have more of his face. Then I told my mum that we really need to work hard for this english-speaking campaign-thing if Singaporeans can't even express their thoughts PROPERLY. SHEESH.

Where was I? Ah yes, the FOURTH SHOT. LOVERLY MESSI WAS SUBBED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
They call him, the 'Boy Wonder.' He was stupendously fast even though he just recovered from an injury. He passed the ball to Crespo and IT WENT IN THE NET!!!!!!!!!! And 2 or 3 defenders missed the passing ball by a margin.

THE FIFTH ONE WAS AMAZING. My bro and I dubbed him,'The Guy with Lack of Teeth' cause we really couldn't remember his name, and ALSO because he really DOES have lack of teeth; his front tooth was massively chipped. TWO SERB DEFENDERS tried to snatch the ball away but twas too measly an attempt to STOP The-Guy-With-Lack-Of-Teeth. His footwork was OH MY F***ING GOD type of extraordinary. The goalkeeper too was helpless. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Magnifique.

WE HAVE NOW COME TO THE SIXTH ONE. By this time, the commentator thought it was as if the Argentines were having their own competition to see who could score next. :DDDDD And the winner is............... LIONEL MESSI. DO YOU KNOW HE IS JUST EIGHTEEN FREAKING YEARS OLD AND THIS IS IS FERST WORLD CUP BUT WHEN HE WAS SUBSTITUTED IN IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES THEY COULD SCORE THREE GOALS. GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

Okay, okay, I shall stop being hyperactive now. But now I am supposrting ARGENTINA all the way man. I shall share about Diego Maradona some other time. He was the one who helped Argentina win the World Cup many years ago. :DDDDDD

- The (World-Cup Fever) Daughter

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

zomg i wish i had the channel.

11:03 PM  
Blogger SARKY SARNIES said...

you gotta read Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby- i borrowed it! it's not so much about football, more the obsession for it..

7:33 PM  

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