Presenting... Shoulder of Man!

Bon appetit!

YAY. Finally the termagant speaks.
I swear- she is such a dippy girl.
A diffident girl in disguise- she is in fact quite a baneful derriere!
Such malarkey is rare in the palsy-walsy world we are living in now.
Now, will you please excuse my panache- I have to record today's v. interesting events.

Today, I bit a stranger's shoulder.
(NO- I had cereal in the morning; I *wasn't* feeling hungry or anything(!).)
And.. it wasn't a tinny nip or anything- more of a fully opened-mouth thing (people who see how I laugh will understand.)

(Oooh! A couple of ang mos are gallivantly at the playground now! They look so cute (like rare animals from the zoo cute) playing with... an NTUC trolley. They are... pushing it repeatedly into the playground's appliances. And my Mom fancies them (they're 16, tops). What is the world coming to.)

Where was I? Oh yes, my "Second Breakfast". So anyway, in the assembly ground, RORIE was attacking me repeatedly by stabbing my sides with her fingers in her usual fashion when I turned, bent over, to the opposite direction and.. erm, that is where I met her left shoulder.

It was blue. The shoulder I mean. Her jacket I mean (poor dim-witted friends). Which was fortunate (for her). Better than the thin uniform sleeve as the only in-between. Man, that would hurt. (What with my braces and all.)

So yeah- that's the story. I don't know why the B Club laughed so hard about it (And went on to pretend-bite my shoulder the whole day). I mean, the ONLY funny thinig about it was her expression. God, it was priceless. Totally horrified (with her mouth dropped open and all-almost comparable to my laughing/biting one!)

An experience un-FORGETTABLE