An Ode to Ol' Labs (in 5 minutes)

Labs demanded a poem
From me, the innocent
Though it is clear it's already a half-day
I decided to wing it anyway

So I decided to rhyme
Or it'll only cost a dime
After all, we all wine and dine
But whatever, I'm wasting my time

Lazy Lorelai Lasts-
Only one Line

Having no more ideas to make more sense
I cleaned my spectacle lenses
To make it sparkly and shiny-
Who knows, I might even end up on my fanny(!)

Ending off this total garbage
Is my testimonial to Ol' Labs...

(Maybe I should just leave it at that. Maybe I have already meant to say what I wanted.)

Ol' Labs to me
I say with my big gab
(And I don't mean to brag):

Is... like a cabbage.

The (Self-confessed) Obfuscating Mother